First things first: the title of this blog: “You’re Killing My Buzz.” I know what you’re thinking: lame. You’re thinking, “Alcohol induced is right!” You’re thinking, “I shall read no further! This is bound to be mindless drivel. I’m taking my superior time back to Myspace.” In that case, by now you are probably halfway through a bulletin about your favorite color and aren’t even reading this. But let’s say you are. I’ve caught your attention! Give this lonely, puppy-dog-eyed blog a chance. Please?
Here’s the deal: I recently dropped out of college. I decided I like alcohol induced naps more than going to class. Now, I’ve been thrust into real life….wait, I’m going to fast. I’ve been thrust into the purgatory between Real-Life-Without-A-College-Degree and Pretending-I’m-Still-10-Years-Old that is my parents house. Living with my parents is comically mind-numbing in and of itself. Insert a series of weird jobs with a temp agency, several nights of getting way too drunk, and the inability to get a grasp on the opposite sex (literally and figuratively), and you’ve got the makings of one of those funny popular blogs!
Of course, the key ingredient to a popular semi-celebrity-status blog is missing: people that read this dang this. And my status as a semi-celebrity (excluding Mainstrasse Village in Covington, Kentucky. Where I am a semi-celebrity.)
Aimee "The Ponz" Pontius is just a simple girl from New England who moved to the south for college. From there she spent a summer in Northern Kentucky partying, made some bad decisions (and some good ones), dropped out of college, moved back in with her parents and now...well now this blog. Her friends call her The Ponz, Ponzy, Pontavius, Cuntius, Raponzal and various other forms. She likes cuddling, eating with chopsticks, and playing in the rain. 
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J:10 // June 20, 2008 at 5:29 am |
pimp shit. so you’re famous in covington i hear?